So with the news that the Justice League movie will be shot back to back with Man of Steel 2, which starts shooting in March, and the recent casting announcements involving Edgar Wright's Ant-Man movie, I thought it would be fun to look at which actors would be the best fit for men in tights fighting crime. Though the core heroes of the story are not known, we do know that Henry Cavill, who has the best jawline is recent cinema history, will be back as Superman. Ben Affleck will join him as Batman. "I'M THE DAHK KNIGHT! WE NEED TAH STAWP THE RIDDLAH, HE'S WICKED SMAHT!" And finally, Gal Gadot will bring her fine self to the role of Wonder Woman. Incidentally, I have a boner now. Anyways, I'm going to try to cast The Flash, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow and Martian Manhunter. Since his standalone movie has been pushed back a year, I thought I'd start with The Flash.
The Flash
With The Flash being an integral part of the Justice League, and a fan favourite character, it's really important that DC gets the casting right here. Personally, I think they made a mistake not locking up Bradley Cooper when he was clearly trying really hard to be in a comic book movie, but now Marvel's got him playing Rocket Raccoon so fuck it. Anyways, before I start, he's a brief bio on The Flash, stolen directly from wikipedia because I will not dance this sick monkey dance:
"The Flash is a name of a fictional comic book superhero from the DC Comics universe. Created by writer Gardner Fox and artist Harry Lampert, the original Flash first appeared in Flash Comics #1 (January 1940). Nicknamed the Scarlet Speedster and the "Crimson Comet" all incarnations of the Flash possess "super-speed", which includes the ability to run and move extremely fast, use superhuman reflexes and seemingly violate certain laws of physics. Thus far, four different characters—each of whom somehow gained the power of "super-speed"—have assumed the identity of the Flash: Jay Garrick (1940–present), Barry Allen (1956–1985, 2008–present), Wally West (1986–2006, 2007–2012), and Bart Allen (2006–2007, 2009–present). Before Wally and Bart's ascension to the mantle of the Flash, they were both Flash protégés under the same name Kid Flash."
Chris Pine
I know some people will probably groan over Chris Pine's inclusion into this list, and most women who see his picture will become rapidly pregnant. But Pine is very much what DC needs right now; a talented actor, on the cusp of attaining A-list leading man status. He's got charisma to spare and his interpretation of James T. Kirk in Star Trek is perfect for The Scarlet Speedster. He's an actor who is comfortable in an ensemble, and has fairly good comedic chops. Think of picking Pine exactly what Marvel did when they cast Chris Evans in Captain America. Plus, he's so dreamy. Look at him keeping that secret locked up behind that finger.
Ben Foster
Ben Foster may be the best kept secret in Hollywood. He's an amazing character actor, who can go from indie film darling to big budget action hero in a single year (just watch Ain't Them Body Saints and Lone Survivor to him prove this point), and he's also got the looks and ability to be a Hollywood leading man. Now, you're probably asking yourself, if he has everything I say he does, why isn't he a big star yet? I think it's probably because he doesn't care. It's this kind of commitment to craft that makes Ben Foster a prime candidate for any movie. Fuck it, let's make him all the characters and call it a day.
Aaron Paul
Like Chris Pine (above), Aaron Paul is an actor on the cusp of A-list leading man status. While many people will always remember Breaking Bad for Bryan Cranston's iconic performance as Walter White, it was Paul's Jesse Pinkman who was the heart and soul of that show. With Breaking Bad now over, and Paul set to break out into feature films, DC would be wise to lock him up. He's quite possibly the best actor on this list, is constantly captivating and not afraid to be let other actors shine in his presence. He's also so god damn good at crying. I know that has nothing to do with The Flash, but damn, he can get a good man tear going. He's also coming out with Need For Speed in a couple months. Hopefully he wants to bring that speed to DC. Bitch.
Justin Timberlake
Who is this indie star I seemed to have plucked from obscurity? Only the best entertainer in the world right now. In the whole fucking world, guys. Get serious. But why would Mr. Jessica Biel be good to play The Flash? Honestly, he's the most Flash like actor on this list. He's got the perfect look, is a consistent performer, a decent actor and, if you've seen any time he's been on Saturday Night Live, he's one funny motherfucker. He's not quite an actor who can carry his own movie, and is probably the weakest actor on this list, but there's something about Timberlake that makes me think he could be a great Flash. But seriously, remember when JT thought he was black? Ahhh, memories.
Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton is most likely the least well known actor on this list, which is a fucking shame, cause this guy can act. For those of you going "Where do I know this guy from?" he played Brendan Conlon in the movie Warrior, opposite Tom Hardy, so you know he can handle the physical preparation needed for a role like this. Edgerton is one of those character actors who constantly gives fantastic performances, getting major notice for his performance in the Australian film Animal Kingdom which had many people talking Oscar for him. It didn't happen because the Academy doesn't know how to recognize talent, but he got the Aussie equivalent to the Oscar, so it worked out.The only thing that would work against him is the fact that, at 39, he might be too old for the part. Speaking of the Academy, how the fuck do Bradley Cooper and Jonah Hill both have more Oscar nominations than Gary Oldman?
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